A history of my solid sex toys
When I stopped being a student and started working, I had a lot more of something useful: money. I could buy sextoys more sophisticated than 'simple' blow-up dolls.
I started with basic cock sleeves, cheap Fleshlight knock-offs and various small masturbators. They were all fun, but nothing to write home about. Except for the Bocca Della Verita, a mouth with a tongue and teeth that is awesome at mimicking a blowjob, and the Futanari Musume, a dickgirl masturbator with a cock that wobbles as you fuck it. Maybe I'll post a review of them one day.
Anyway I was still using my hands. I wanted to hump something, to do like real lovemaking, I had to go for something BIGGER.
Then I bought a Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 2 on ebay. That's when things started to get serious :D It's a half-torso with a flat back and two big tits. The boobs were a bit disappointing: they were hard and the nipples felt like they were going to come off when I was sucking on them. The vagina and butthole meet inside after a few centimeters: it's only one tunnel with two entries.
One downside for me is that it was a bit too small. It was like fucking a short girl with breast implants.
Nevertheless I enjoyed going back and forth inside her "two" love holes. They were ribbed and massaged my cock on each thrust. She took a fuckton of creampies, like each time I woke up next to her I'd just spit on her cunt and soften my morningwood inside of it.
Cleaning was easy thanks to the aeration hole on the back.
Like I said before, "missionary is great and all but it gets a bit monotonous". That's why I got myself a Fuck Me Silly Petite: a small round curvy butt with two independant comfortable holes ribbed for my pleasure! She was great for doggy style. A nice change from the FMS2.
If I had to describe her with one word it would be: tight. I'm not a big guy but I can't get inside without a good dose of lube and a hard erection. If you can manage to penetrate one of her holes, you'll be in paradise. Man does she feel good... Like an athletic 18 year-old virgin.
But it wasn't enough for me. The Petite feels heavenly, but she was still too small. So I bought the normal Fuck Me Silly: 8 kg of 'real' real-size ass. Now that's more like it! The vagina and butthole are larger and less ribbed, but this allows me to easily penetrate her with a limp cock and get harder as I fuck. It's something like preliminaries that is impossible with the Petite. I can also last much longer so I can enjoy sex more.
What I loved the most that I could take her in nearly any position: missionary, doggy, cowgirl, standing, etc.
A great plus for this sextoy is that I can put her on a table and fuck her handsfree. She's heavy enough to take a pounding without moving all over the place.
At that time I learned about the SMCS: Seductive Midnight Candy Shop (or Store). A company that makes really BIG pieces of ass to fuck. I remember the Vanilla Creme was 21 inch wide (53 cm), and the Fantasia was a whopping 25 inch wide (63 fucking centimeters!)
Unfortunately they were out of my reach. I had the money to buy them, but I didn't want to use 1000 bucks for a narly 40 kg stress reliever. And where the fuck would I hide an ass this huge if people were to come over to my house?? :D I can only watch and envy those who have one. Like yon-nozi https://xhamster.living/users/yon-nozi and mandingo222 https://xhamster.living/users/mandingo222 enjoy your Fantasia you lucky bastards :D
I was pretty satisfied with my Fuck Me Silly family and emptied my balls inside of them for some years, but one day I stumbled onto a deal I couldn't refuse: some guy selling a full-size silicone sexdoll... But that's another story ;)
I started with basic cock sleeves, cheap Fleshlight knock-offs and various small masturbators. They were all fun, but nothing to write home about. Except for the Bocca Della Verita, a mouth with a tongue and teeth that is awesome at mimicking a blowjob, and the Futanari Musume, a dickgirl masturbator with a cock that wobbles as you fuck it. Maybe I'll post a review of them one day.
Anyway I was still using my hands. I wanted to hump something, to do like real lovemaking, I had to go for something BIGGER.
Then I bought a Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 2 on ebay. That's when things started to get serious :D It's a half-torso with a flat back and two big tits. The boobs were a bit disappointing: they were hard and the nipples felt like they were going to come off when I was sucking on them. The vagina and butthole meet inside after a few centimeters: it's only one tunnel with two entries.
One downside for me is that it was a bit too small. It was like fucking a short girl with breast implants.
Nevertheless I enjoyed going back and forth inside her "two" love holes. They were ribbed and massaged my cock on each thrust. She took a fuckton of creampies, like each time I woke up next to her I'd just spit on her cunt and soften my morningwood inside of it.
Cleaning was easy thanks to the aeration hole on the back.
Like I said before, "missionary is great and all but it gets a bit monotonous". That's why I got myself a Fuck Me Silly Petite: a small round curvy butt with two independant comfortable holes ribbed for my pleasure! She was great for doggy style. A nice change from the FMS2.
If I had to describe her with one word it would be: tight. I'm not a big guy but I can't get inside without a good dose of lube and a hard erection. If you can manage to penetrate one of her holes, you'll be in paradise. Man does she feel good... Like an athletic 18 year-old virgin.
But it wasn't enough for me. The Petite feels heavenly, but she was still too small. So I bought the normal Fuck Me Silly: 8 kg of 'real' real-size ass. Now that's more like it! The vagina and butthole are larger and less ribbed, but this allows me to easily penetrate her with a limp cock and get harder as I fuck. It's something like preliminaries that is impossible with the Petite. I can also last much longer so I can enjoy sex more.
What I loved the most that I could take her in nearly any position: missionary, doggy, cowgirl, standing, etc.
A great plus for this sextoy is that I can put her on a table and fuck her handsfree. She's heavy enough to take a pounding without moving all over the place.
At that time I learned about the SMCS: Seductive Midnight Candy Shop (or Store). A company that makes really BIG pieces of ass to fuck. I remember the Vanilla Creme was 21 inch wide (53 cm), and the Fantasia was a whopping 25 inch wide (63 fucking centimeters!)
Unfortunately they were out of my reach. I had the money to buy them, but I didn't want to use 1000 bucks for a narly 40 kg stress reliever. And where the fuck would I hide an ass this huge if people were to come over to my house?? :D I can only watch and envy those who have one. Like yon-nozi https://xhamster.living/users/yon-nozi and mandingo222 https://xhamster.living/users/mandingo222 enjoy your Fantasia you lucky bastards :D
I was pretty satisfied with my Fuck Me Silly family and emptied my balls inside of them for some years, but one day I stumbled onto a deal I couldn't refuse: some guy selling a full-size silicone sexdoll... But that's another story ;)
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