On the injured reserve for a bit.

To my many, many admirers "insert tongue in cheek". I must regrettably inform you all that due to a recent shoulder injury I will not be working my greedy fuck hole until I am somewhat healed. I'm almost convinced that this was the universes way of forcing me to leave my poor overly abused hole alone for a time. Like maybe I'll look back on this and say! I think it was for the best, my butt-hole actually looks like a regular hole again.
Pfft, not a chance......