This and that . . .

I find that on occasion I am asked by others here on the site about the types of erotica I enjoy and why. Such as . . ."why do you like fat chicks" or "why do you like big black cocks" or why do you get off on old grandmas getting fucked" . . . and often "why the fascination with hairy pussy"? To all of that I have one direct and simple response. That is WHO CARES WHY!!! For instance, if it seems like I like my ribs with sauce and another prefers theirs dry well, . . .SO WHAT? Sunrise or sunset? Butter on that popcorn or not?

When I was young and had trouble sleeping I crawled in bed with my grandma for comfort. Now . . .perhaps I wish I could have fingered her hairy old cunt or maybe she cradles my ball sack . . .

My s i st e r had a cute ass and I would peek in on her in the bathroom - she had a pretty furry cunt and maybe I wanted to lick it . . .

My Mom was redhead and I saw her bushy snatch a few times and wow, was that amazing! Seems it stuck, every girl I chased after was redhead - except the first one I married and turns out THAT was a huge mistake. We were divorced after 7 years of struggle and fighting. The second and current wife is an older fat redhead - imagine that!?

The first "porn" I ever saw was about age t e n when I was invited along with other neighborhood pals over to the one kid in the area who's family had a swimming pool. After swimming and a snack he asked "hey, wanna see something cool" and out he drags a small stack of magazines, all Euro porn and all FULL ON suck and fuck! EVERY woman had a full thatch of cunt hair (some even had hairy legs and pits) and no fake tits and most of the men had uncut dicks. I had NEVER seen an uncut penis and I had never seen cock sucking or fucking. Within 2 minutes every single fella was sporting a solid boner! After flipping through to near the end there were the cum shots. I had NO idea what the hell that even was. A few short years later I damn sure did!!

A couple of months prior to my thirt e e n th b-day I was thinking about all that and mashing against my pillow and IT happened - the first wet release. It was massive and scared the shit out of me and . . . FUCK it felt incredible!! I KNEW without a doubt that right then I was utterly and completely HOOKED for life!

So I guess the point is who the fuck cares what sort of shit gets you off . . .just SO LONG AS IT DOES!

Peace out!
Published by squirtluvr1
1 year ago
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