Life's Short, But We're Apes Who Orgasm.

I now accept millions of years of evolution, and us being primates who have been masturbating for 40 million years or so...
The proof that we all evolved is overwhelming, and branched off from the ape family, our masturbating cousins.
I accepted this over time, as I connected our desire for orgasm with behavior we see in zoos, whether it's monkeys, bonobos, apes, we're all a bunch of masturbators, what a blessing from nature.

(Blacks have the biggest penises on average, thanks to natural selection, many midwives including one I know, have noticed this too.
So, especially if you're small or average down below, just cum to BBC.
Gosh, I think most shemales are in touch with their animal natures, it would explain why most of them don't do no fap!)

More proof of this, is how women were mostly blessed with more orgasms than men, which I have always been envious of.
We smell (reek unless we shower lol), masturbate and eventually become plant food, but we're so gifted with cumming, who ever said we weren't stinking monkeys?
Have a happy Charles Darwin day!
Because evolution makes more sense than us being magically popped into existence 6000 years ago.
I'm now an unreligious believer, science comes first for me.