Jokes 2
One of my favorite memories as a kid was building sandcastles with my granddad... until my mother took the urn away.
I got a hand job from a blind woman once. She told me, "This is the biggest dick I've ever come across." I said, "No, you're just pulling my leg.”
Why is punctuation important? It marks the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room.”
What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul.
What do you get if you mix fish DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of SeaWorld.
What's six inches long, hard as a rock, and full of semen? The sock under my bed.
I got a hand job from a blind woman once. She told me, "This is the biggest dick I've ever come across." I said, "No, you're just pulling my leg.”
Why is punctuation important? It marks the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room.”
What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul.
What do you get if you mix fish DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of SeaWorld.
What's six inches long, hard as a rock, and full of semen? The sock under my bed.
6 months ago
