TEACH YOUR Y0UNG BOI WELL

[Dedicated to my friend Diaperboy in Tomelilla, Sweden, whose daily adventures taking care of the sexual needs of the male population of his home town spurred my imagination. And with apologies to Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young ‘Teach Your Ch1ldr3n’][It’s a song lyric, so dial up the music and sing along!]

B0is, who stand by the road,
To take men’s loads,
When you can catch their eye,
And you become yourself,
As they stop you smile and say ‘Hi,’

Teach your y0ung b0i well,
Good Daddies will,
Your y0ung s0n so sly,
And feed him on your cream,
The loads he takes the one’s he grows by.

[Chorus]
Does he ever ask you ‘Why?’
If you told him he would cry,
So just look at him and sigh,
And know he loves you.

And b0is of tender years,
Accept the leers,
And your Daddy’s cream pie,
And so please help him with your y0uth,
Spend his lusts uncouth,
On you he relies.

And teach your Daddy well,
Your b0yish yells,
Will slow and then die,
And feed Dad on your dreams,
The hole he pick’s the one you’ll know by.

[Chorus]
Does he ever ask you ‘Why?’
If you told him he would cry,
So just look at him and sigh,
And know he loves you. (ChuckDickson, aka the Porn Poet)