The blumpkin

I was sittin' on the shitter playing with my spitter
when a knock came at the bathroom door
I yelled occupied and i could have nearly died
when the door swung open any way
It was my girlfriend "Jo" who some of you just might know
she was grinning from ear to ear
she said, "i knew what you were doin'
and it got my juices stewin'"
"how about a little toilet head"
I said, "yes please" as she sank down to her knees
and replaced my hand with her mouth
it really felt good just as any blow job should
but it got me to thinkin'
As i grabbed the back of her head, these are the words that I said
"baby you ever heard of a blumpkin?"
as she shook her head no, i just went with the flow
and pushed out what i had in store
you should have seen her face
as she went screaming out of my place
never to come back again
about that, i'm a little sad
but i'm totally glad
i got to share this story with you