Embarrassed by my Mother.
Anyway we sat down in the living room and after a bit of light conversation, she looked down and said 'what you got on your feet?'. In a panic getting dressed I had forgotten to put socks or trainers on so my stockinged feet were on show. My mind racing I just said 'oh, erm, they are new socks that Michelle (my wife) bought me for the summer, they are thinner than normal socks and allow your feet to breathe better and she thought they would be good for the summer' I said something about my feet getting so hot lately in normal socks. She said that they were very unusual for mens socks and said she had never seen them in the shops before and asked my dad if he had ever seen them. Feeling very embarrassed I asked them if they wanted a cup of tea, I just wanted to change the subject and get out of the room. Fortunately they did so I had an excuse to go to the kitchen and put the kettle on. I also put a pair of trainers on as well so my feet weren't on show. While i was waiting for the kettle to boil I could hear them muttering to themselves and laughing and felt a bit uncomfortable but thought i was just being paranoid and that they believed my sock story.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, they left soon after their tea. But, as she kissed me goodbye, her hand touched my thigh and she felt my suspender belt. With that, she looked up at me and pinged the strap and, laughing, said to my dad 'told you didnt I, thats a tenner you owe me'. And they just walked up the path giggling. I feel sooooo embarrassed!!!