"Christmas" Songs: I Saw Mommy :-)
If you need help with the tune... listen to this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Y08Ab9VLs
Follow along with these...ummm..."improved" lyrics:
I saw Mommy licking Mrs Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't hear me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek;
She thought that I was tucked into my bed to fast asleep
Well, I saw Mommy tribbing Mrs Claus
On the floor, her panties pulled aside;
What a thrill it would have been
If my girlfriend could have seen
Mommy licking Mrs Claus…last night.
Repeat often :-) If you need to get it out of your head…sing it for a friend until they start to sing along. LOL
Hope this gets stuck in your head and makes you laugh a little :-) It does me...Merry Christmas :-)