Ongoing FWB position: apply within
Hello lovelies!
I'm recently single after having just come from a 3 year relationship and I'm looking for a preferably longer term friend with benefits. I'm very picky about what I want because I know how I am in this kind of relationship and would like to avoid problems or confusion down the line. I didn't originally mean to make this sound like a job position, but that's essentially how I'm gonna explain it to avoid any confusion lol.
To be considered for this position (lol), the candidate must have the following :
Single male or female only
Minimum 2 years experience eating pussy, and a strong drive and passion for the task at hand
A strong passion for anal play/penetration, mostly giving, though receiving would be an asset.
Minimum 6 inches of penis (or strapon) to assure that penetration is a possibility. Otherwise, please refer back to the first qualification.
Minimum 3 years experience working well with your hands, along with a strong drive and passion for doing so
Must be able to host as needed
Open to non-sexual encounters and sleepovers as friends is MANDATORY
Willingness to work both alone or with coworkers (male or female) as needed
Culinary knowledge is appreciated, but not necessary
Must play video games or be an avid cuddle bug/movie buff
Feelings past friendship are not required, nor will they be accepted at this time
Sense of humour is MANDATORY
420 friendliness is MANDATORY
Please understand that this position does require that you be available at odd hours and be willing to accommodate
This is an intern position and as such, offers no pay
There is a probationary period which may range from 24hrs to whenever-the-fuck-I-feel-like-it, after which benefits will be provided
Only local applications are being accepted, no sponsorship is available
All interested candidates may apply within. Only those qualified for the position will be contacted.
We are NOT an equal opportunity employer and as such have the right to reject any and all applications that we feel are not suited for the position for any reason
**EDIT (Thanks PhuckJunky): In order to reply to this ad, please PM me with your list of qualifications as described above, along with any additional qualifications you may view as advantageous.
I feel like this is about as straight forward as it gets, people. :)
I'm recently single after having just come from a 3 year relationship and I'm looking for a preferably longer term friend with benefits. I'm very picky about what I want because I know how I am in this kind of relationship and would like to avoid problems or confusion down the line. I didn't originally mean to make this sound like a job position, but that's essentially how I'm gonna explain it to avoid any confusion lol.
To be considered for this position (lol), the candidate must have the following :
Single male or female only
Minimum 2 years experience eating pussy, and a strong drive and passion for the task at hand
A strong passion for anal play/penetration, mostly giving, though receiving would be an asset.
Minimum 6 inches of penis (or strapon) to assure that penetration is a possibility. Otherwise, please refer back to the first qualification.
Minimum 3 years experience working well with your hands, along with a strong drive and passion for doing so
Must be able to host as needed
Open to non-sexual encounters and sleepovers as friends is MANDATORY
Willingness to work both alone or with coworkers (male or female) as needed
Culinary knowledge is appreciated, but not necessary
Must play video games or be an avid cuddle bug/movie buff
Feelings past friendship are not required, nor will they be accepted at this time
Sense of humour is MANDATORY
420 friendliness is MANDATORY
Please understand that this position does require that you be available at odd hours and be willing to accommodate
This is an intern position and as such, offers no pay
There is a probationary period which may range from 24hrs to whenever-the-fuck-I-feel-like-it, after which benefits will be provided
Only local applications are being accepted, no sponsorship is available
All interested candidates may apply within. Only those qualified for the position will be contacted.
We are NOT an equal opportunity employer and as such have the right to reject any and all applications that we feel are not suited for the position for any reason
**EDIT (Thanks PhuckJunky): In order to reply to this ad, please PM me with your list of qualifications as described above, along with any additional qualifications you may view as advantageous.
I feel like this is about as straight forward as it gets, people. :)
9 years ago
