Punch&Judy WIKI - Squirting vs Pissing
Whilst being a dirty little bitch and searching for some filthy porn, I came across a video that was entitled 'They call it squirting, I call it pissing' and there were a few videos with the same description, each showing a female's pussy erupt. I am sure many men know what the eruption is just by looking but is there a difference between pissing and squirting, or is squirting just a polite way of saying 'Piss on my Cock you slut'..well if any of you are curious, have been dabbling with this serious question in your life, I wish to divulge for you!!
A female can piss and squirt !! Yes there is a difference, yes this is true. By just looking, certain times this may be hard to tell as not every female pisses out bright Yellow/Orange wee..But the difference is, pissing is exactly what it says on the tin. It comes out the clitoris and sometimes during sex women wee for three reasons..
1. Because the pussy is tight and the dick is pushing on their cervix, it can cause an uncontrollable burst of piss to exit the clit
2. The opposite reason to number 1. The vaginal muscles have become weakened due to rough sex, c***d birth or not enough orgasms or pelvic floor exercises that help tighten the muscles
3. She just wants to piss on you, whether you ask her to or not it may be !!
With a woman who is a squirting bitch, it's just like when a man cums!! There are huge differences between the two, like the major one which is females not having thick spunk, just a very watery based lubricant, exiting our pussy hole.
If you want to detect which is which, if you have a female who is known for their eruption, when she begins flowing, try and locate where the gush is coming from with your tongue/mouth or finger...happy water skiing and diving my fellow Water-Sport Fans !! And apologies for anybody who after reading my blog is traumatised by the thought somebody may have pissed on them and passed it off a squirting as you'd rather not be pissed on !
I hope this has been an enlightened experience for you all !
A female can piss and squirt !! Yes there is a difference, yes this is true. By just looking, certain times this may be hard to tell as not every female pisses out bright Yellow/Orange wee..But the difference is, pissing is exactly what it says on the tin. It comes out the clitoris and sometimes during sex women wee for three reasons..
1. Because the pussy is tight and the dick is pushing on their cervix, it can cause an uncontrollable burst of piss to exit the clit
2. The opposite reason to number 1. The vaginal muscles have become weakened due to rough sex, c***d birth or not enough orgasms or pelvic floor exercises that help tighten the muscles
3. She just wants to piss on you, whether you ask her to or not it may be !!
With a woman who is a squirting bitch, it's just like when a man cums!! There are huge differences between the two, like the major one which is females not having thick spunk, just a very watery based lubricant, exiting our pussy hole.
If you want to detect which is which, if you have a female who is known for their eruption, when she begins flowing, try and locate where the gush is coming from with your tongue/mouth or finger...happy water skiing and diving my fellow Water-Sport Fans !! And apologies for anybody who after reading my blog is traumatised by the thought somebody may have pissed on them and passed it off a squirting as you'd rather not be pissed on !
I hope this has been an enlightened experience for you all !
8 years ago