Corona Virus Quarantined men
PLEASE for the love of all humanity and the sanity of our beloved Xhamster female users practice the following during this viral shit show the following:
-Be extra kind to our female users. Everyone is stressed the fuck out! Sex is most likely the last thing on their mind and with YOU WAAAY at the bottom of the list. (To be clear, they don’t want to fuck you today, tomorrow, or ever.)
-As with anytime in human history and especially now, the ladies could give two fucks about a dick pic.
-Because the light is green doesn’t make her fair game for low flying aircraft flight controller status. They don’t care if you crash and burn with your dick in your hand.
-Here’s another Pro-Tip, be nice to everyone because we’re all in this shit show together. Chill the fuck out but as always, treat the ladies on here with respect. They’re not whores, they just enjoy sex like everyone else and are likely not getting their share due to the virus. Real females don’t go flaunting their pics all over the place. I know right?! If you see a female on here with pics all over she’s a dude, a pornstar, or generally sketchy.
Hope these tips will help you be a better user, more kind to our female friends, and less of a douche overall. Enjoy your stay and don’t be an asshole.
Much love,
David and Josie
-Be extra kind to our female users. Everyone is stressed the fuck out! Sex is most likely the last thing on their mind and with YOU WAAAY at the bottom of the list. (To be clear, they don’t want to fuck you today, tomorrow, or ever.)
-As with anytime in human history and especially now, the ladies could give two fucks about a dick pic.
-Because the light is green doesn’t make her fair game for low flying aircraft flight controller status. They don’t care if you crash and burn with your dick in your hand.
-Here’s another Pro-Tip, be nice to everyone because we’re all in this shit show together. Chill the fuck out but as always, treat the ladies on here with respect. They’re not whores, they just enjoy sex like everyone else and are likely not getting their share due to the virus. Real females don’t go flaunting their pics all over the place. I know right?! If you see a female on here with pics all over she’s a dude, a pornstar, or generally sketchy.
Hope these tips will help you be a better user, more kind to our female friends, and less of a douche overall. Enjoy your stay and don’t be an asshole.
Much love,
David and Josie
6 years ago
