Dear Amy Schumer 1,
Wow, The Amy Schumer, to me truly my absolute dream girl, and dream person, a comedic genius and a literal Goddess, I can only imagine, the hardships & heartache you have been through. For me personally as a man to get to a very comfortable place, to incite and basically write the future, how they may quite well transpire. When John Meets Amy Schumer... Well it would most definitely start at the John's Erotica Headquarters aka Starbucks Coffee Cafe, I sometimes catch you sneaking by looking adorable. So there I am strategizing my different X-Rated, Erotic Stories. Transferring the paperback to tech. Displaying them for my subscribers on my AL B. SureJohnVeNOM Xhamster.com page. You sit down "Excuse me, is this seat taken?" I "Nah, whoa,,, wait a minute your Amy Schumer, I love your stand up, your hilarious, Trainwreck, was classic modern day comedic genius, romantic comedy, and the 1 with Goldie Shawn, was dumbass funny,, yo'yeah , go ahead sit-down." You "JohnVeNOM-Al B. Sure-Ginuwine- "You're the illest ****a Here, without the jewels in yo ear"Definitely eAtin' Mixtape ft. Lil This, Sade Adú, Martin Lawrence,,, Poisoning Passion, The J.VeNOM&Sade follow up R&B Hip-hop Classic Ft. Musiqsoulc***d, and ya Patna's Dipset Bryrdgang! Ayo tell me if I'm missing anything out?." I "Yo,Yo wow, adadadadaiii mean, Amy Schumer really knows, who I am.
Well..." You well, yeah, I been sorta stalking you, I guess, and I'm low-key obsessed with you and..." I "Yo, stop, I feel the same about you, ever since you jumped on the scene I have been dying , to collaborate on a project, movie, Mixtape, sitcom, or whatever, my ****a I think you are the sexiest fucking white woman in the world, hands down your lips, your blue eyes, that ass, flawless titties,, an - and your voice Amy, you stalk me, emotionally, and on the web socially, I stalk y..." You plant a stiff kiss directly on my lips, we connect like anything else, finishing each other's sentences, bussing up at each other's inside jokes. Still passionately french kissing even harder standing up, we realize were in the the Starbucks, and slowly separate mouths, to both sit back down. I "You." You "Whoa, so what , do we do next,.. yo where are you living?" I "I'm in and out of motel's, practically homeless." You "Nah, daddy, that's fucking trash, your coming with me, I gotta 2 Story condo, in L.A., please come with me J.V." I "Are you crazy I would go with you wherever." We caught an Uber back to Downtown San Jose, near the IMPROV, where you have an upcoming gig, and Checking into the Westin Hotel & Suites, now you thinking two goofy entertainer's, this story is bound to be wacky and insane.
Far from, we ordered some room service, smoked some cigarettes and a BleeZy, that you were definitely feeling from the overblown high we got it Poppin', in an instant, deep french kissing Claustrophobic intense kisses, on the bed leading to me, in socks and a white tank top, you completely naked, I find myself on my back on the bed, you slowly mount that big black dick. You "Whoa ****a, God damn, that dick is really thick!" I "Yeah bitch, let's see that tight white wet pussy take every inch, spluhkoshh-Shlosh- yeah- you white punk rock Slut, take this ****er pole- Bitch!!!" Slosh slosh slosh , Shlosh, . You "AWWWHH, ****a, I ain't Shlosh-Shlosh- slosh , Oh-my-God, I ain't no beginner, I had big dick before daddy, just not big black Daddy ****a>>Dick that hole ****er,--Pipe me hahhhh! Ohhhh, ****a good god, fuck me Al B.!" We switched where I got on top of you, and began to beat those guts up bad, I had to back off of it, let you hard squirt 3-4x, then proceeded to shmack, that white pussy. I" Splot- Splot Splot- take that Tropical Dungeon Ultra ****a Dick- You ugly basic Bitch!!!" You "Yes daddy, yes daddy, you gangsta rap ****er, Dog me ****er, pipe that tight white fat puh-pussy, oh god yes,,, with that mothafuckin' Big Black Long Nasty Monster ****er Dick!"
To Be Continued........
Well..." You well, yeah, I been sorta stalking you, I guess, and I'm low-key obsessed with you and..." I "Yo, stop, I feel the same about you, ever since you jumped on the scene I have been dying , to collaborate on a project, movie, Mixtape, sitcom, or whatever, my ****a I think you are the sexiest fucking white woman in the world, hands down your lips, your blue eyes, that ass, flawless titties,, an - and your voice Amy, you stalk me, emotionally, and on the web socially, I stalk y..." You plant a stiff kiss directly on my lips, we connect like anything else, finishing each other's sentences, bussing up at each other's inside jokes. Still passionately french kissing even harder standing up, we realize were in the the Starbucks, and slowly separate mouths, to both sit back down. I "You." You "Whoa, so what , do we do next,.. yo where are you living?" I "I'm in and out of motel's, practically homeless." You "Nah, daddy, that's fucking trash, your coming with me, I gotta 2 Story condo, in L.A., please come with me J.V." I "Are you crazy I would go with you wherever." We caught an Uber back to Downtown San Jose, near the IMPROV, where you have an upcoming gig, and Checking into the Westin Hotel & Suites, now you thinking two goofy entertainer's, this story is bound to be wacky and insane.
Far from, we ordered some room service, smoked some cigarettes and a BleeZy, that you were definitely feeling from the overblown high we got it Poppin', in an instant, deep french kissing Claustrophobic intense kisses, on the bed leading to me, in socks and a white tank top, you completely naked, I find myself on my back on the bed, you slowly mount that big black dick. You "Whoa ****a, God damn, that dick is really thick!" I "Yeah bitch, let's see that tight white wet pussy take every inch, spluhkoshh-Shlosh- yeah- you white punk rock Slut, take this ****er pole- Bitch!!!" Slosh slosh slosh , Shlosh, . You "AWWWHH, ****a, I ain't Shlosh-Shlosh- slosh , Oh-my-God, I ain't no beginner, I had big dick before daddy, just not big black Daddy ****a>>Dick that hole ****er,--Pipe me hahhhh! Ohhhh, ****a good god, fuck me Al B.!" We switched where I got on top of you, and began to beat those guts up bad, I had to back off of it, let you hard squirt 3-4x, then proceeded to shmack, that white pussy. I" Splot- Splot Splot- take that Tropical Dungeon Ultra ****a Dick- You ugly basic Bitch!!!" You "Yes daddy, yes daddy, you gangsta rap ****er, Dog me ****er, pipe that tight white fat puh-pussy, oh god yes,,, with that mothafuckin' Big Black Long Nasty Monster ****er Dick!"
To Be Continued........
6 years ago
