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Kama Sutra Guru
4408 days on xHamster
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1.1K subscribers
759 comments left
Personal information
I am:
Carly, female, heterosexual
From:
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Seeking:
Nobody
Languages:
English
Income:
Big
Relationship:
Taken
Kids:
No, and do not want any
Religion:
Pagan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Medium
Hair color:
Blonde
Eye color:
Green
Height:
160 cm (5 ft 3 in)
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About me

Ok lets see if I can save you from wasting your time and effort. I'm not interested in humiliating anyone. I'm not interested in being dominated or dominating anyone. I don't really want to watch you on cam or receive tributes. I don't want to be your mummy, nor am I interested in anyone who used to fileshare with gary glitter. I can't say i'm particularly interested if you're an ex squaddie either. I refuse to participate in the continued devaluation of the word hero. If you can converse reasonably well and don't write your when you mean you're, we will get on just fine.

C
xx

I've been here a while now and feel I should add a few additional caveats

I am reasonably happily married and it's financially prudent to remain so. I have no interest in talking to you if you believe in ghosts, psychics, mediums, aliens, god, santa, pyramid schemes, invisible rabbits, michael jackson was innocent, robbie williams is straight or global warming. At best you are naive, at worst a hipster bellend so move along please xx

It seems I haven't made myself clear enough. If you're going to send me twisted shit like this:

Hey, I'd love to see you on all fours in a school uniform with your pink hello kitty panties pulled to one side and my fat throbbing cock slamming into your tight pussy as you beg daddy to stop x

Then i'm going to copy and paste it here and name you: ageplaylover25.

While i'm here, can I just add that I don't want to hear about god either. I know how hard it is to get a decent tradesman but this jesus shit is just enraging. Thanks xx

If you're going to continually retire your profile then you're not for me. Have courage in your convictions! Other than that i'm happy to talk to anyone really. Though anything along the lines of What are you looking for? or Tell me what turns you on are guaranteed to get you on the pay no mind list.






















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[/b]The exposure of innocence is a lie. Be strong o man! Lust, enjoy all things of sense and rapture: fear not that any god shall deny thee for this.
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